Speaking yesterday at a press conference discussing the results of the monumental ass-fucking that was the 2010 Mid-Term elections, President Obama talked about the need to compromise and to work toward common ground with the new majority party in the House. I nodded sagely as I listened to the words coming from his mouth but my brain was going ape-shit...
Here's what my brain was saying...
"Wait, so the party that kicked you in the nuts every single time you compromised with them....you NOW say the way forward is to compromise with them even MORE?
Do you not read newspapers? Did you not just see what happened to your party at the hands of the people you compromised with? Do you WANT to be a one-term President?
I know that someone will tell me that this is some 9th level jujitsu mind-chess that Obama is playing, but after the ASS KICKING we just got, I'm sorry but I ain't buyin'...
You tried playing nice and look where it got you...remember what Einstein said about doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result?
Mr President, with the best love in the world for your cerebral approach to governance and all that fancy-ass Jedi mind-trick shit you claim you can pull , I do believe it is time to get your Samuel L. Jackson on, drop the nuanced bullshit and kick some motherfucking ass..."
For once, I think my brain is right.
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