"You guys suck!!!" "Yeah? Well you guys suck WORSE!!!"...or what the M$M isn't telling you..

Just a tricky-quicky this Friday morning for all of my fan. As noted in one of my earlier rants, the M$M has already determined that the Democrats have lost the Mid-Term elections this coming November, and it's all now just a question of how large the gop majority will be, and where John Boner's tanning table will go in the office of Speaker of the House.

This morning on the front page of msnbc.com is a massive article (with a graph and everything) screaming in HUUUUGE font 'Democrats in worse shape than in 1994'. Fair enough. Except buried lower down on the same page, MUCH lower down of course, is this little nugget of truth.

So there you have it kids, proof positive, that even though the presstitutes in the Corporate media are telling you one thing, the whole truth tells a slightly different story.

Bottom line? They're all a bunch of lying bastards.

Fuck 'em.

"Outsourced", yeah, that's REALLY fucking funny...

As none of you know, because no-one actually reads this blog, there is a brand new sitcom starting this fall called "Outsourced". The premise is a lower-level manager of a call center is told that his entire department is being 'laid off' and their jobs will be outsourced to India. His only chance at continued employment is to travel to India and train the Indians who will replace his former co-workers.

Now, I don't mind telling you that I am having a hard time typing this as I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes just from reading the premise. I mean that is just hysterically fucking funny, right? People lose their jobs and then one dumb schmuck has to travel half way around the world just to try and keep his...Hahahahahahaha!!!! Stop! STOP!!! I can't take much more!!

Okay, maybe not. What, exactly, is supposed to be so funny? The fact that all of those jobs went overseas? Or maybe that because the only way the white dude keeps his job is to go to India? Or maybe it's funny to laugh at the poor bastards being paid $1/day to take those US jobs in the first place, or maybe it's just really fucking hysterical to listen to people with accents use Americanised names...

Me? I'm having a hard time understanding why anyone wouldn't see that as being mind-blowingly funny, but then again I just sent a script to Hollywood for a new comedy series called "Foreclosed". It stars a cast of very rich bankers that each week get to fuck over a poor family that can no longer afford their home, and the side-splittingly funny situations that ensue as the newly homeless family struggles to survive out on the streets...I think I have a real shot of having that picked up for a full season, probably by Fox...

From the NRDC...no explanation needed...

Up is down, black is white and Christine O'Donnell is electable...

I hate to burst the right-wing love-fest bubble currently being spewed by the presstitutes in the M$M but let's keep some facts in mind.  She won with just 16% of the 187,000 or so registered republican voters in the state and is trailing her democratic rival by 15 points in the General. The same Democratic opponent who would have been dead in the water if Rep. Castle had won. So a) thank you tea-baggers for insuring the Dems retain the Senate majority in November, we couldn't have done it without you, and I really mean that, and b) none of the tea-hadists that are currently creaming their jeans in a 100% non-lustful manner seem to recognize the fact that their "populist" movement is actually bought and paid for by a couple of billionaire brothers. They are being used and are simply too dumb or too blind to see it. They are good fun to watch though...it's like getting a sneak peek into a lunatic asylum when the meds get mixed up..

And the real winner in last night's Delaware Republican primary is.....the Democrats...

As can be seen by today's less than cordial response from her opponent, the newest gop Senatorial candidate from the state of Delaware, Ms 'Don't let the fingers do the walking' O'Donnell, has set off a bit of a firestorm in the party of Angry White Men.

The Anti-Christ (formerly known as Karl Rove) was less than supportive in his comments, and even George Bush The Dumber's former speech writer David Frum came out and said that this basically hands the seat to the Democrats in November. Not exactly the sort of encouragement this political neophyte might have hoped for.

But the larger problem here isn't so much that a totally batshit-crazy loon has been elected in a republican primary, there have been plenty of those this year, the bigger problem is that they are SOOOOOO completely out of their damned minds, they make people like the Anti-Christ (please see above) sound sane and reasonable. For example, Harry Reid's opponent, Sharon Angle, is so completely out of her mind that she thinks that Democratic control of America is a violation of the first commandment. Not the First amendment, the first commandment... And that is why, up until last night, Harry Reid was the luckiest Democrat in the country.

But not anymore. Nope, that title now goes to Chris Coons, the Democratic candidate for Joe Biden's old job. Why? For the simple reason that his opponent is even more out of her tree, totally-around-the-bend, oh-my-fucking-God, not-playing-with-a-full deck, nutsy-cuckoo than Sharon Angle is. And trust me that takes some doing. I am sure that I will be writing more about this crazy bird in the not-too-distant future, but for now I'll leave you with this little nugget of dumbassity from the newest Princess of stupid: in 2003 O'Donnell was quoted as saying that by allowing college dorms to go co-ed it would lead to the opening of "orgy rooms" and "menage a trois rooms" on campuses across the United States. Now I don't know about you, but anyone that has a mind that is so fevered and so pent-up with sexual self-denial that they can imagine that sort of thing actually existing anywhere other than the Playboy Mansion (or Bill Clinton's bachelor-pad) simply proves that they themselves are the ones in desperate, desperate need of a damned good shagging...