As you may have noticed the presstitutes in the M$M continue with their theme that apparently nothing ever happens in the United States UNLESS it happens on the East Coast.
During a rather nasty winter storm here in the Mid-West this past year, when thousands of Illinois residents were without power, and schools and government offices were shut-down etc etc, there was nary so much as a fart about it in the M$M...but lo and behold two days later when that very same storm finally made it's presence felt in NYC, all of a sudden it was "the Storm of the century" and "East-Coast Killer Blizzards" along with the requisite threatening background music and somber looking telly hosts on the idiot's lantern..After yelling myself hoarse at the screen that they were all a bunch of soft-nosed east-coast pansies and they needed to sack up, I slowly became aware of the braying from the far-right climate-change deniers on Fuked Noizze Channel. They were yapping about how stupid Al Gore was beginning to look as the East Coast descended into a snowy, white oblivion. My blood-pressure sky-rocketed as I thought about the millions of stupid knuckle-dragging morons that use that broadcast beam of unfiltered right-wing propagandized filth as an actual source of information, and the damage that stupid, uneducated comments like that could do to the whole environmental issue. But then I slowly started to smile as I remembered that one day soon it would be summer, and then it would get hot..very hot..and the climate change deniers would be silenced as all of their pasty-faced, enormously rotund viewers would gradually begin to melt as the heat got too much in their trailers and their polyster-wearing behinds fused with their plastic couches and they slowly started to collapse and expire with heat exhaustion...
So I watched this week, admittedly with some amount of glee, as the M$M, with much earnestness, reported that the entire East Coast was apparently right on the verge of bursting into flames, killing anyone left that hadn't already either melted or spontaneously self-combusted, and I strained my ears and listened for the global climate change nay-sayer's taunts being retracting..and you know what I heard?
Nothing. Not a fucking thing. So according to these dirt-stupid arseholes in the M$M, and specifically that cesspit of misinformation, lies and lip-glossed airheads known as Fux Noizze Channel, when it snows in winter it proves Al Gore is a fucking moron, but when it hits triple digits day after day after day in NYC before we even hit July it's perfectly bloody normal.
And that, right there, is all you need to know about the media in this country.
They are ALL fucked in the head.
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