Thursday, January 21, 2010

Well that didn't take long did it?

Oh where to start?

2010 has started to much apathy and it appears to be just more of the same. The right-wing hyenas are still bat-shit crazy, the presstitutes in the Main Stream Media (M$M) are doing their master's bidding and constantly undermining the Obama administration, and the Haitians had the shit kicked out of them courtesy of Mother Nature.

Pat Robertson, the well-known billionaire cafeteria-christian evangelical hypocrite fucktard, said that the Haitians had brought it upon themselves because they had signed a pact with the devil to gain their freedom in the distant past. Yup, that's right, God was punishing them for wanting their freedom. This is the same demented gasbag that said that 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina were God's doing in order to punish us for our evil ways. Well that and gays, lesbians, the ACLU, Oprah Winfrey and The Jay Leno Show. (I agree with him on the last one BTW). Apparently God doesn't like, tall buildings, low-lying US metropolitan areas and dark-skinned folk.

I happen to think that the earthquake was more likely the result of various plates in the earth's mantle moving about a bit, rather than the actions of some vengeful imaginery friend of a severely demented con-artist. Not to be outdone, porcine racist Rush Limpballs having successfully recovered from a heart attack (dammit) whilst on vacation, pronounced to the slobbering Wal-Mart shoppers that are his base, that Haiti didn't deserve aid from the US or the rest of the world because they didn't produce anything of value. I can't think of anything that fat windbag has ever produced in his life except for hatred, fear and bile.

But I have a remedy. For both of these professed christians I would suggest they read the following Bible passages and then try and figure out how best to undo their errant ways in time to not spend eternity having their saggy balls gently roasted in hell: Matthew 25:40 "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me' and Matthew 19:24 "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Ya think either one of those hypocritical, hate-filled, rich, white bastards even remotely understands what either of those passages means?

Nah, me neither.

Fuck 'em both, I hope they rot.

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