Friday Follies: "The Ego has landed"

I usually like to try and find something a little more humourous for my Friday Follies edition. You know, something that induces a wry smile when read, perhaps even a small laugh as I highlight some deliciously hypocritical activity by a knuckle-dragging republican. But this week it is both funny and sad. Funny because it is about a person that has achieved so very little in her life, and yet through her eyes it has been an epic struggle of Herculean proportions (assuming she knew who Hercules was), and it is so very sad for the very same reasons.

You see, the Quitter from Wasilla, Sarah Palin, has had a movie made about her political career entitled "The Undefeated". Ya like that? "The Undeafeated". That requires Black Knight-levels of self-delusion (It's only a flesh wound!) Of course if the movie title actually related to the real world in anyway it would be a very short flick indeed (which, of course would be ideal for her supporters who have difficulty with anything more complex than Sponge Bob Squarepants). Back here in the real world, a more accurate title would be "Got my ass kicked so bad I Quit", but of course that would require the element of truth, and that is something that is rarely, if ever, a part of Snowzilla's lifestyle.

All of this, of course, is part of the build-up to the inevitable 'will she run or won't she' frenzy that is sure to be whipped up by the lapdog M$M, and still the number one reason I will forever hate Grandpa McLame for plucking her out of political obsurity and shoving her onto the national political stage, instead of leaving her in Buttfuck Alaska to mindlessly slaughter wolves instead...

But here's the real dilemma, part of me wants her to run, just to watch her get her head kicked-in repeatedly by other republicans (can you imagine the snark that will be unleashed in a Newt v. Mooselini v. Mittens debate...it could be EPIC!), but another part of me doesn't want her to run simply because I despise everything about that vacuous, hypocritical, hateful, wilfully pig-ignorant, racist, backward-ass, hillybilly, fake four-eyed, good-for-nothing grifter. The mere sound of her voice is enough to drive a sane person out of their minds, and that "You betcha" winky-smirky thing she does makes me want to commit violence upon inanimate objects.

The one thing I do know for sure is that the republican presidential field is the sorriest looking group of stone-fuckingly-stupid opportunists, morons and grifters I have ever seen. Which naturally means it's a bloggers wet dream!!!

See? I did it. Funny and sad all at the same time. Just like the republican party. Only less spiteful. Or racist.

Cheers!!!