Why is John Boner always crying...??

Seriously, I think this dude is messed up in the head. The soon-to-be Speaker of the House was on 60 minutes last night for an interview (if by 'interview' you mean brazen and unapologetic fluffing by a willing and eager member of the M$M) and seemed to spend most of the time sobbing like a six-year old girl that had just seen her brand-new puppy get run over by Santa Claus's sleigh. Twice.

Now understand, I am not talking about getting a little choked up, maybe a solitary tear slowly rolling its' way down one of his bright orange cheeks as he recalled some touching moment in his past, or an emotional rememberance of some past elder that he held dear. Nope, Boner was in full-on melt down like someone had just slammed his fingers in the car-door, kicked him in the bollocks, and told him it wasn't going to stop until he said uncle.

Being a bit of a bastard I actually thought it was hysterical. The stupid orange bugger looked like a total wuss, and in this day and age of far-right-wing republican women telling any man that displays the remotest sign of vulnerablity (or humanity for that matter) that they need to "man up", I think that Boner is in for a rough ride if he keeps this up. Of course any amusement I experienced from this display of borderline mental disease (it's either that or he has a shitload of suppressed emotional stuff he needs to deal with) was inevitably tempered by the fact that all it really showed was the blatant and rank hypocrisy of the whores in the complicit M$M.

Let's be honest, if the former speaker, Nancy Pelosi, a person with more courage and balls in her purse than her Oompa-Loompa-looking successor could ever possibly dream of, had ever acted that way in public, the presstitutes and right-wing attack dogs would have been all over her. They would have accused her of being 'mentally unstable', or 'an overly emotional woman', or 'unable to stand the challenges of her position'. Never mind that, can you imagine the uproar if President Obama acted this way? Over at Fake News you would be able to hear heads exploding.  And yet when the chain-smoking, booze-hound from Ohio goes on national telly and sobs like a lost child he is called 'authentic' and 'one-of us'.

Really? It's enough to make you want to cry.