"Mr Giuliani I have a call for you on line one..He said his name was Mr Irony"...or..why Mayor 9/11 is a fucking moron...

Rudy Giuliani was recently on the idiot box lithping and thpluttering away about the recent attempt by some mis-guided nutjob from Africa to set fire to his nads, and in the process destroy a plane en route to Detroit. The lithping reached a crescendo as Rudy "A noun, a verb and 9/11" Giuliani laid the blame squarely at President Obama's feet and then said in triumph, "Under George W. Bush we didn't have a single terrorist attack in his entire time in office, under Obama we've already had one."

I'll give you guys a few seconds to re-read that and let it sink in.

Rudy "the only reason anyone gives a fuck about who I am is because of 9/11" Giuliani went on national teevee and said that there were no terrorist attacks when George W. Bush was in office.

None.

I'm still shaking my head is I write this. I am gob-smacked at the level of self-deceit required to utter those words convincingly to an inanimate object, never mind a national audience, and yet this giggling, self-important, hypocritical right-wing lapdog said those very words.

Rudy, the only reason we know who are is because of what happened that day. The only reason you haven't disappeared into the obscurity we so richly deserve is because of that day. The only reason anyone even remotely gives a shit about you, is because of that day.

And now you say it didn't happen.

Not just a terrorist attack on the US, but the single worst terrorist attack on the US occurred on Bush's watch, and yet somehow you forgot? Somehow that happened on what, a different day, a different plane of existence, a different reality?

I think I know why he may have difficulty remembering that day. He has to face some uncomfortable facts that lay at least some of the misery of that day at his feet. His refusal, after much pleading, to move the city's emergency response centre from the WTC to Queens because it was "too far", as well as his refusal to spend the money necessary to make sure that the emergency responders all had the same communications system so that they could talk to each other, are just two of the big ones. Maybe remembering how many people paid with their lives because of his selfish decisions has clouded his memory about that day.

Or maybe, it's more simple than that.

Maybe he's just another right-wing moron that won't take responsibility for a damn thing that happened on his watch but is more than willing to LIE through his teeth (real or not) in order to blame someone, anyone, else for his failures.

Well that didn't take long did it?

Oh where to start?

2010 has started to much apathy and it appears to be just more of the same. The right-wing hyenas are still bat-shit crazy, the presstitutes in the Main Stream Media (M$M) are doing their master's bidding and constantly undermining the Obama administration, and the Haitians had the shit kicked out of them courtesy of Mother Nature.

Pat Robertson, the well-known billionaire cafeteria-christian evangelical hypocrite fucktard, said that the Haitians had brought it upon themselves because they had signed a pact with the devil to gain their freedom in the distant past. Yup, that's right, God was punishing them for wanting their freedom. This is the same demented gasbag that said that 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina were God's doing in order to punish us for our evil ways. Well that and gays, lesbians, the ACLU, Oprah Winfrey and The Jay Leno Show. (I agree with him on the last one BTW). Apparently God doesn't like, tall buildings, low-lying US metropolitan areas and dark-skinned folk.

I happen to think that the earthquake was more likely the result of various plates in the earth's mantle moving about a bit, rather than the actions of some vengeful imaginery friend of a severely demented con-artist. Not to be outdone, porcine racist Rush Limpballs having successfully recovered from a heart attack (dammit) whilst on vacation, pronounced to the slobbering Wal-Mart shoppers that are his base, that Haiti didn't deserve aid from the US or the rest of the world because they didn't produce anything of value. I can't think of anything that fat windbag has ever produced in his life except for hatred, fear and bile.

But I have a remedy. For both of these professed christians I would suggest they read the following Bible passages and then try and figure out how best to undo their errant ways in time to not spend eternity having their saggy balls gently roasted in hell: Matthew 25:40 "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me' and Matthew 19:24 "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Ya think either one of those hypocritical, hate-filled, rich, white bastards even remotely understands what either of those passages means?

Nah, me neither.

Fuck 'em both, I hope they rot.