Wednesday, April 11, 2012

New Arizona law mandates that all new babies be named Jesus...

Well okay, that's not what the law technically says, but since the upshot of the new Arizona legal definition of when life begins is actually two weeks before conception, it stands to reason that all births in Arizona will by definition be Immaculately Conceived. And we all know what happened the last time that was said to have occurred....

Glad the 'War on women' is completely made up by the 'liberal media'.....

(I blame the heat, they can't ALL be religiously insane, women-hating fucktards in that state can they?)

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Nothing important really, but....

It's been a month since I wrote my last post and not a soul has read it...Excellent!

So what's been happening? The republican presidential nomination race is still going on, albeit with Mitt Rmoney looking more and more inevitable after every result comes out. It's so stale that even the presstitutes in the M$M have seemingly grown bored over the whole thing and turned back to following celebrity gossip with refreshed vigor after the passage of Whitney Houston. Turns out she died of a heart attack of some sort and wound up face down in the tub with traces of cocaine all over her hotel room. Most of her music was mainstream pap that I neither cared for or listened to, but her voice was amazing. Her rendition of the American National Anthem at the Super Bowl in 1991 brings goosebumps to this Brit's arms every time I hear it, and stands out as quite possibly the best vocal rendition ever. (No-one beats Jimi Hendrix's version, though).

What else? Oh yes, a lard arsed, right-wing fucktard on the radio caused himself all sorts of trouble when he called a young women that testified in Congress a "slut" because she wanted her employer to pay for her birth control. In the rest of the civilized world what that young woman was saying makes perfect sense and no-one gives a shit, but in this christo-fascist era bitches need to keep their mouths closed, and their legs open, and focus on staying pretty rather than worrying about a career in public speaking apparently. According to the neanderthals on the right the toughest decision a woman needs to concern herself with nowadays should be whether or not to wear her 'Hooker shoes' when she blows her husband as he watches SportsCenter on ESPN after she's cleaned the table of the remnants of the dinner she spent all day cooking...

Also several (republican controlled) states have passed, or are looking to pass, laws that effectively codify the rape of any woman that wants to have an abortion, by forcing them to pay for a trans-vaginal ultra-sound. (A trans-vaginal ultra-sound is one where the woman is penetrated by a wand, not the usual one where they only rub jello on the tummy). These laws would apply even in the cases where the woman might have become pregnant through rape.

And the republicans in congress can't figure out why they are less popular than genital herpes...

In Florida (a well-known haven for nutters and crazies) an Hispanic man murdered a black kid who was armed with a very threatening bag of candy and a hoodie....the fact that he wasn't arrested by The Filth has upset more than a few folks in this great country, not least of which are all the sane people...

Oh, and NOAA just came out yesterday and said that this past March was the hottest in recorded history.

But global warming is a myth....


My head hurts.....