Friday, January 20, 2012

I WIN!!!! I WIN!!! I WIN!!!

Even though this is the least read blog in the entire universe, my protest apparently worked....

In other news one of Newt Gingrich's wives had some unkind things to say about the porcine bastard and his sexual appetite...two things I never EVER want to have to type again...and Rick Perry dropped out of the race...comedians from coast-to-coast were devastated...

Also, President Barack Obama has reportedly found his balls and told Big Oil, and their republican whores in Congress, to fuck off by rejecting the Keystone XL project, for now at least. As with all decisions in the environmental battle, all defeats are permanent, and all victories are temporary, but this is a damned good start.

As for this blog, I took some time off to see if I really wanted to continue or not (lack of readership really does bum me out) but I have now accepted the obvious truth that all bloggers are just blatant attention-whores anyway, so I'm back, just as sassy, just as pissed off, and just as ready to hold every single wanker, moron, hypocrite and republican to account. Seeing as how this is a Presidential election year, that means I could be very, VERY busy.

For the four or five of you that read this, I hope you have a wonderful New Year, and remember, whatever you do, don't let the bastards drag you down...

Cheers!!!