Dear republican 'economic expert' fuckwads...I know what you are up to...and so does the electorate..

Whilst you climb up on your high-horses and talk about 'government spending gone mad' regarding the economic stimulus implemented by President Obama (which, by the way, recent figures show has actually worked) and how once you seize power this fall all of that will end, the electorate is finally beginning to cotton on. You see, whilst it sounds great in the 30 second ads your corporate owners play endlessly on the idiot's lantern this election season, we know that you're completely full of shit. Even though you get to lie about it almost non-stop courtesy of the unbelievably incompetent and potentially republic-destroying decision handed down by the Chief Puppet of the Supreme Joke, John Roberts, your campaign ads can't hide the one thing that we all know to be true: if the government doesn't spend money in an economic environment where corporations are too busy hoarding their cash and the US consumer has no cash because they are flat broke, bankrupt, jobless and sometimes all three, the economy goes straight into the shitter.

Again.

We know that and you know that, and more to the point, we know that you know that. And yet your entire platform is stolen from the Tea-Bag morons i.e. you want to stop ALL government spending. So we now know, beyond a shadow of doubt what you really stand for. We now know that you really do want the economy to tank. That way, once the shit hits the fan, you can blame it all on Obama and get Caribou Barbie or some other equally brain-dead meat-puppet installed in the Whitehouse in 2012, and you can finally finish what Dick Cheney and his idiot side-kick started after the bloodless coup d'etat of 2000, the utter destruction of the Constitution and the end to representative democracy in this country. (Don't get me wrong, they'll still have "elections" and people will still "vote", but the only interests being represented will be those of the corporations).

It means that we now know, beyond a shadow of doubt, that you are the party that is solely interested in protecting corporations and their profits over the well-being of the citizenry you claim to represent. (Not new news I know, but it is refreshing to have it finally out in the open).

It means that we know, beyond a shadow of doubt, that you will say and do ANYTHING to get elected and that you are the furthest thing from the patriots you pretend to be. (No real surprise there then either).

It means that whilst your over-paid enablers in the Corporate Media continue to lob nothing but pre-screened, pre-approved softballs during their 'up close and hard-hitting' interviews with you, the electorate has finally seen through it all and at long last figured you out.

We know that you are mean, greedy, selfish people that care only about themselves and nothing about the rest of us, and we know that you think we are so stupid that we won't ever figure that out. Well, I think this time you have gone too far. I think that this time your baises have started to show through so clearly and so blatantly that you will wind up getting your dicks slammed in the drawer. Hard.

So sure, go ahead and crow about your upcoming takeovers of the House and Senate, start measuring those curtains and planning to move in your office furniture, but when on November 3rd, after all the dust has cleared, you find out that you are still in the minority, maybe then you will finally figure out that you can't treat the electorate as a bunch of un-educated semi-literate morons that can be manipulated by slick ad campaigns full of lies and bullshit, and that you might actually need to come up with an economic platform that helps people, rather then corporations.

Wait, what? Yeah, I know, no fucking way, right? I'll have a three-way with Salma Hayek and Cindy Crawford before that ever happens.