Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Reason number 9,987,675 I'm glad that Caribou Barbie is nowhere near the Whitehouse...

In a pathetic attempt to insert herself into the ongoing narrative about the most important story of the year, and possibly the decade, the former half-term governor of Alaska today tweeted that President Obama should "stop pussy-footing around" and "release the OBL death photos".

Beyond the fact that her former would-be boss John McCain actually agrees with the President's decision not to release the photos, this brain-dead airhead has shown once again why she should never be put in charge of anything more powerful than a toaster oven. Her logic for releasing the photos is so that they would be "a warning to others seeking America's destruction", never mind the fact that they could quite possibly incite more anger at the US overseas than that which already exists.

In a seemingly never-ending slew of increasingly asinine and inane tweets, this spokesmodel for hatred and bigotry continues to show us just how lucky we were when Barack Obama was elected President, rather than the crusty old-dude that plucked her out of political obscurity simply because he wanted something pretty to look at on the campaign trail.

See, this is the problem with the American electoral system. It's become style over substance, quantity over quality, and the fact that most of the republican males that voted for her see her as nothing more than a MILF that likes to kill defenseless animals, without realizing that they were voting to put this moron one stopped-heartbeat away from the Oval Office, boggles the mind.

There is some good news about the Quitter from Wasilla though, her approval numbers continue to plummet, and it appears as though any talk of her running for President in 2012 has begun to seriously fade. This can only be seen as a good thing, because to call this broad stupid would be an insult to stupid people. One can only hope that she will continue to fade into irrelevance, and become nothing more than an embarassing footnote in american political history, because quite frankly, to quote Chris Rock, "That bitch be crazy"...

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