It should go without saying that this self-promoting waste of comb-over hairspray doesn't stand a chance in hell of becoming the President in 2012, but just in case you are one of the 6% of completely fucking stupid morons that think it would be a good idea to have 'The Donald' in the Oval Office, let me remind you that he has filed for bankcruptcy three times in his business career.
THREE TIMES.
Big deal you say? Please remember that he did that whilst OWNING A CASINO. How can ANYONE suck so bad as a business man that they LOSE MONEY running a casino...? That's a really special kind of stupid. But even that isn't the ultimate in his lunacy. Nope, he has decided to grab hold of the 'Birther' cause and gone all-in. Just this week, one of the original birthers, and herself a certified right-wing looney tunes, Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota, went on record as saying that even she thinks that Obama was born in the USA. So what this means is that 'The Donald' is even further out on the limb of the Raving Nutcase Tree than one of the craziest members of the Teabaggers. When you find yourself to the right of these nutjobs you are indeed out in the political wilderness and that means only one thing.
Donald Trump, you're fired.
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