Friday, April 1, 2011

Friday Follies: Late Edition - File this under "are you fucking kidding me?"

If you wanted further proof that the United States of America is heading directly into the shitter at an ever-increasing pace, then I have it for you with this story.

No, the proof isn't that a major political party thought Sarah Palin was a worthy candidate for the number two job in the country. It also isn't the fact that the spawn of that vacuous, vicious and vindictive grifter is thought to have lead a life so interesting, varied and important as to warrant a memoir at the ripe old age of 20.

Nope. It's worse.

The alleged 'reality tv star' known as 'Snooki' was paid more money to speak to students at Rutgers University than was offered to a NOBEL PRIZE WINNER for her commencement speech planned for May of this year.

You read that right. Someone at Rutgers thought that Snooki, an empty-headed, foul-mouthed, porky, borderline alcoholic imbecile of staggering proportions, was MORE valuable than a Nobel Prize winner.

If my kid was enrolled at that 'educational' institution, they wouldn't be after today.

I am now going to drink heavily...Cheers!

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