The photos of the wonderful blushing bride have barely had a chance to fade in our collective memories, and yet this delicate little flower, with an ass the size of a Buick and an IQ smaller than her ring-size, has after just 71 days of completely committed matrimony to her no-name athlete husband, filed for divorce.
I know that most of you are just like me, shocked beyond belief that such a long-term courtship of almost six whole months would collapse, seemingly at random. But upon further inspection, it seems that the root of the problem appears to be the NBA lock-out. You see, the longer it continues the less moolah her soon-to-be ex-husband brings in, which means he wound up mooching off her instead of the other way around. As we all know if there's one thing a grifter hates, it's another grifter, so, naturally, he had to be kicked to the kerb.
For those of you that don't know who this vacuous waste of silicon and hairspray is, let me just say that I envy you. Yours must be a wonderful world and I would do just about anything to trade places with you.
Her "reality show" is apparently like 99% of the rest of that banal genre, i.e. it is comprised of totally made-up situational bullshit designed to create controversy and ratings only, and has absolutely sweet fuck-all to do with "reality" in any shape or form whatsoever. I have never watched the "reality" show that she is part of, and I am only aware of her at all because of the continual television and super-market tabloid coverage of her cleavage (and her massive arse). She is famous simply for being famous, and her only real claim to fame is that she appeared in one of those Hollywood sex tapes where only one party was aware there was any filming going on. She mildly protested about the release of the tape, but only insofar as to make sure that everyone spelled her last name correctly. I'm not suggesting that she was part of a publicity stunt and feigned her innocence (who me?) but I do know that she got rich off that tape, and received a buttload (sorry - I had to) of free press for it.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that there are perhaps some folks who are less than impressed with the speed with which this "marriage of the century" rapidly turned into utter farce. Most especially those tabloid magazines that got hood-winked into forking over a ton of cabbage for the "exclusive rights" to the entire wedding spectacle. But before they rush off and kick-start the lawyers, I have an idea. Rather than suing her for the standard million-bazillion-katrillion dollars, could they instead, just ask for a judgement that forever and always bans her and her sisters/mother/any-other-relative from ever being allowed to be seen on the telly again?
That would be a lawsuit just like her massive bum...you know...one we could ALL get behind...
Cheers!!!
Ah, but you fell into the trap and talked about her. Score!
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