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"Dear Mr. Buttmacher,
As I am sure you are totally unaware, I have never liked you, your driving style or your chin, however in light of today's accident I would like to suggest that you change your current vocation. You have won more WDC's than anyone else, some of them without being a dirty, chopping cheating bastard all the time, you have taken more money from Phillip Morris than a million ciggy-starved test beagles could spend on a nicotine bender, and you have two beautiful children courtesy of HHF's ex-girlfriend. In other words you have nothing left to prove.
Look, I would have liked to have seen you had your nads used as a speed-bag for the crap you pulled on Damon Hill, Jacques Villeneuve and Mika Hakkinen, during your career, but I would hate to see you make HHF's-ex a widow, and your kids fatherless simply because you were bored with retirement.
So, do them a favour and hang them up whilst you still can. You always were, and always will be, a pointy-chinned dirty chopping, cheating bastard, but I beg of you, don't make me say nice things about you publicly as would be the case if you were to die when you had your head removed by a stray Force India.
Sincerely,
Not A Fan of Yours
P.S. If you mention this to anyone I will claim that I was drunk or had my account hacked, but I'm serious. Retire. Spend your money. Hug your kids. Shag HHF's ex. I would if I were you.."
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