In an attempt to prove their god-fearin' gun-totin' christian purity last week, the voters of Oklahoma overwhelming approved a ballot measure that (they thought) would ban the use of Sharia Law in determining verdicts in trials. This came as news to me, I was unaware that this was a problem anywhere in the US, but apparently in Oklahoma it is so rampant that they needed to pass a law banning it before all of the toothless cousin-fuckers that live there were forced to grow beards and their wives and girlfriends were forced to cover their tattoed beer-bellies with burkas...
So last week those good ole boys voted to ban using Sharia Law in courts. Whew, that was close right? Well maybe not. You see, in their rush to ban a "foreign law" from being used in their courts, they may just have accidentally banned the very thing they were looking to protect i.e. the ten commandments.
I know that making fun of rednecks is easy, you know, because they're rednecks and all, but this story really takes the cake...
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